Randy Eats 12 Hot Dogs in One Sitting and Steals the Crown

On the night of February 4th, Randy drove to a Wienerschnitzel, posted a photo from the parking lot with the caption "Spoiler alert," and then proceeded to quietly dismantle the group's hot dog consumption record. montyv had earlier set what seemed like an untouchable mark — 10 chili dogs from Wienerschnitzel in Norco, CA, receipt and all — and spent the rest of the day adding more from home to solidify his lead. Randy, apparently, had other plans.

By the time the dust settled, Randy had put down 12 hot dogs in a single sitting. He admitted later that he was essentially done at 7, was already editing a video, and "couldn't swallow the failure of not reaching 10" — so he spent an hour grinding through the rest. montyv, gracious in defeat, called it "glorious." Daniel, the reigning community patriarch, responded with a simple "What have I done." shinypiplup summed up the mood perfectly: "I'm scared. This is a prelude to something."