Randy Hits Dog #100 With Ghirardelli Chocolate Sauce

Most people celebrate a round-number milestone with a nice dinner out. Randy celebrated his 100th hot dog of the Year of the Glizzy by drizzling Ghirardelli premium chocolate sauce over a plain bun and announcing, simply, "My 100th dog had to be something special." The channel erupted. The chocolate dog was followed the same afternoon by a three-dog plate featuring sambal, Dijon, and hoisin — one of each, tested and graded in real time. "Too much hoisin too," Randy concluded, having apparently moved past the chocolate one without complaint.

The 100-dog mark also triggered a quiet arms race in the standings. shinypiplup admitted he was "clearly slacking" if someone was within 30 dogs of him, and responded by firing off four more that night. The competition, at this point, had fully crossed into something nobody can explain to a normal person.