Randy Sets a Single-Day Record: 20 Hot Dogs and Counting

On the night of May 12th into the early hours of May 13th, Randy staged what can only be described as a glizzy blitz. It started with a plate of five kimchi dogs, moved through a round of jalapeño and mayo-loaded links, then continued with caramelized onion dogs under purple PC lighting at his desk — all while the group watched the tally climb in real time. By the time mikvelv asked "did you just hit 17 dogs today?!" it was already past midnight and Randy still had 34 minutes left in the day.

MelPebbles cheered from the sidelines, urging a late-night push. Randy's response: "Fuck it." He crept out of bed, leaving Judy sleeping, and emerged minutes later holding a plate of three chili-topped dogs drenched in what appeared to be gochujang. Final count: somewhere north of 17, with the day not officially over. Daniel's reaction the next morning was simply, "you're insane." Randy's defense: "I literally only ate hot dogs today."