Fish Takes the Glizzy to Disneyland — With Fritos on Top

Fish checked off a rare venue milestone this week: a hot dog at Disneyland, loaded with Fritos, shredded cheese, and what looked like a hearty drizzle of chili, all served in a cardboard takeout tray alongside a pile of crispy fries. The park's countertop seating and a Coca-Cola cup in the background sealed the setting. Laura reportedly had one too, though her entry was pending a phone upload.

It's the kind of dog that perfectly captures the theme park spirit — a little excessive, a little messy, completely worth it. Fritos as a hot dog topping is a quietly brilliant move, and the crunch-to-sausage ratio in the photo looks genuinely formidable.