Fish and LauMeow Take the Glizzy to Petco Park

Fish turned up to a San Diego Padres game in full game-day gear — SP cap, green mirrored shades, the whole look — and the first photo he posted was a dead-serious selfie holding a plain ballpark dog, the Petco Park scoreboard visible over his shoulder. The chat responded immediately. Tilor noted there were "two weenies" in the picture and left it to everyone to figure out which was which. Fish replied with a plate of two more mustard-loaded dogs.

Then LauMeow posted from the same game: a photo of her mid-bite on a dog, and — the real highlight — a balloon animal hot dog complete with a brown sausage balloon nestled inside a yellow bun, held up in front of the Padres crowd. Padres hot dog balloon art: officially canon.