C. G. Wilson's Dodger Stadium Report: The Dogs Still Suck

C. G. Wilson showed up to Dodger Stadium on May 30 with an open mind and left with a verdict: Dodger Dogs, both super and regular, still suck. The photos tell the whole story — the classic foil-wrapped stadium dog looked fine enough in its Pantella's wrapper under the afternoon sun, but paired with a genuinely excellent homemade spread (charred brats topped with bacon and what looks like a pimento cheese-style sauce), the ballpark version had no chance.

The real flex was what C. G. brought to the post-game kitchen. Two beautifully seared sausages, strips of crispy bacon draped over the top, nestled into buns slicked with that chunky orange spread — the kind of dog that makes you wonder why you'd ever pay $8 for the stadium version. Sometimes the best hot dog review is the one you cook yourself.